sniperj0e:

"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"

oh shut the fuck up

date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute

not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks

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spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

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vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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decapitatedprince:

Yea I can rap

[Clears throat]

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree

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dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

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ugly:

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

wow

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