overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

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When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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reblog if u mad chill

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ruinedchildhood:

this episode messed my life up

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Person: Hi, do you want pizza?
Person Nobody Likes: No. I'm being healthy. I'm not eating pizza because...
Everyone: Okay.
Person Nobody Likes: It looks so good, but the calories--
Everyone: Okay.
Person Nobody Likes: ...and the fat--
Everyone: Okay.
Person Nobody Likes: Here's a long explanation of my diet...
Everyone:
Person Nobody Likes: But I wish I could cheat LOL!
Everyone:
Person Nobody Likes: That stuff is so bad for you, you know? But you have fun!
Everyone who has left to go live their lives:
Person Nobody Likes: It's the gluten, you know? I don't know what that is, but it's soooooo baaaaaad.
Crickets who have come out because it's midnight now:
Person Nobody Likes: I cheated and ate an M&M yesterday! I spent an hour at the gym to make up for it but so worth it LOL.
Unfeeling universe:
Person Nobody Likes: Have you tried using cauliflower instead of bread to make a pizza?
Existential dread:
Person Nobody Likes: It tastes exactly the same, and it's sooooo much healthier.
Death itself:
Person Nobody Likes: I'm gonna go drink my soy smoothie now.
Person Nobody Likes: It's a small size.
Person Nobody Likes: Gotta watch my thighs!
Apocalypse, the end of all space and time as we know it, the fathomless void of nothingness:
Person Nobody Likes: BUT YOU ENJOY THAT PIZZA, FRIEND.
 

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